Expensive as hell if only because you'll want to snort the whole thing up your nose inside of two months, but if you can find a skin cream that's richer than this argan-oil-infused stuff, keep it! They tout on the tub that it is at least 3x richer than the next best item, and I don't doubt it, though I never got to use that for-astronauts-only stuff of urban legend that the pop singer reputedly used on her posterior. I wish I never knew how good it could make the outside of my lower legs, and you will rue the day you ever began using this stuff as the beginning of the end! Amazing raised to the power of infinity, richness redefined. Vanilla-y scent. We can ship anywhere 'til April, and then only the USA. Don't try a sample; there's no unknowing it.
We had some in 2014, and then went a long time without-this company's not exactly the quickest to respond and everything passes through the amazing sloth of Deutsche Post (you'll get faster service importing from mass-chaos places like India!) Anyway, we'd sent some freebies out there to folks abroad without thinking much of it. Couple of months ago we got an email from a chap in Oz, and it is a pity it wasn't saved as it was hilarious and best presented word for word...something to the effect of an inquiry of what the body cream sent was called because he'd been applying after working out and had never before enjoyed his skin feeling so good, but the funny part was the sheepish nature of the investigation; it was like he hated having to go on the record asking for more info on the stuff. Laughed my damn head off and showed my wife and older daughter; they understood, deeply.
"Love and Kisses" is officially described as 'bamboo milk' for its delicate scent, and enjoys the same ultra-rich whipped soufflé consistency as the Cute & Mundane offering directly above.
$4 IN-STOCK (NO <$10 ONLY-SAMPLES ORDERS) 250ml Jar;
$37 USA ONLY
"Ice Princess" is a lighter consistency skin cream with all the zing, given its mint-and-jasmine affair, of eating a York's Peppermint Pattie while on an Austrian chairlift on an indigo blue powder day. Put it in the fridge where the butter goes and throw some on right out of your in-house dry sauna; zing and tingle galore!
$3 IN-STOCK (NO <$10 ONLY-SAMPLES ORDERS) 200ml Jar;
$19 IN-STOCK USA ONLY
You rub your just-moist skin with these things fresh after emerging from your shower, and when they heat up they get slippery and release lots of delicious oils to the skin; rub them in. It works best when it is like a stick of butter that's been out of the fridge just long enough to start melting away on its edge, so at times you may need to hold it to your hands to get it going. We have to refrigerate them before shipping to you, and in the spring we'll practically freeze 'em; this, like the salted "peeling bar" option above, is not a practical item to sell through the mail in the summer!
Zartgefühl "Girl's Best Friend" Massage Bar 100g
$14 IN-STOCK USA ONLY!